Local Stops: Lol Oops Four Posts Today
Funny when editors forget to Gchat they are stuck in thesis and law work! Anyway, double super extra posts tomorrow. Apologies to writers, nothing will ever make up for our coldhearted absence in your...
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Local Stops: Grilled Cheese Parachutes, Racist News Programs, And Roberta’s...
A service that delivers grilled cheese by parachute is coming to NYC. The future is now. This chart shows which rappers have the most varied lyrical vocabularies. For shame, Drizzy. MSNBC aired this...
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Local Stops: Rob Ford, Fried Goodness, Eurovision, and the Amherst Diet
Rob Ford is in rehab. Rob Ford thinks rehab is the greatest thing ever. We love Rob Ford. Fried Butter exists. But wait, there’s more. We watched every single Eurovision song today. It was amazing and...
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Local Stops: Sorority Bacon, Preteens, And Entrepreneurial Ladies
Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, and Jimmy Fallon dressed up as preteen girls and no one was as concerned as they should have been. Katie Cotton, aka Steve Jobs’ keeper, is leaving Apple. A UConn sorority was...
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Local Stops: Mariah Carey Is Amazing And John Sexton Is Rocking NYU Local Swag
Turns out those ultra-thin glove shoes you’re wearing may be doing more harm than good, so take them off already. You look like an idiot. The prolific feminist theorist and author bell hooks called...
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Local Stops: Speculate Wildly, Ginsberg
SPECULATE WILDLY why Solange attacked Jay-Z in an elevator! Are you Beyonce? Are we all Beyonce? Is this your business? Of course it is! If you’re an oppressed migrant worker in a sweltering Middle...
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Local Stops: Horrible Dudes And A Godzilla Attack
Someone is writing the names of Columbia University’s alleged rapists on bathroom walls. Alec Baldwin was arrested today for disorderly conduct and riding his bike the wrong on 5th Avenue. “He...
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Local Stops: Obama Traffic, Eddie Huang, And Solange-Inspired Political Beefs
The traffic nightmares that come with the President being in New York for two days can only be categorized as an a(O)bomination. Political beef explain by Solange and Jay-Z .gifs. Check out the...
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Local Stops: Brooklyn Dudes, Staten Island Wins, And Badass Fifth Graders
Former Local EIC Myles Tanzer has the new lowdown on the Jill Abramson debacle. The Observer has put out an illustrated guide to Brooklyn guys. Finally, Staten Island wins something! A fifth-grader...
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Local Stops: H.A.G.S. From Everyone Here At NYU Local
-The joy of finishing finals may be equivalent to the happiness felt by beagles seeing grass and sunshine for the first time ever. -What’s cooler: This NYU hat or the “NY Train Project” by Adam Chang?...
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